Movie Description
Minty the Assassin
(2009)Overview
MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest
Featured Crew
Cast
Minty
Big Boss
Double Delicious
Dr. Brain Bender
Molly Leviathan
Captain Capability
Zen Cowboy
Bruce Zee
Rat Monster
Cute Postal Woman
Hot Security Guard
Sensational Ninja
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Facts
Original TitleMinty the Assassin
Status Released
Release Information
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2009-08-07
Original LanguageEnglish
Runtime 01h 20m
Homepagehttp://ground-down.com/minty/
Production CompaniesGround Down Productions
Genres
- Action
- Adventure
- Comedy
- Horror